What to do...

Why hello there!  So I've been contemplating the idea of creating my own little spot on the interwebz.  I have been trying to decide what to do and how I want to do it.  Problem with my idea is...  I have zero web/html/css/xml/php/WTFDIGMI experience.  Guess it's time to hit up the old library for some books and scour the webernetz for information.  Well...  Off I go.